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The Man is keeping me down.
Still working on my attempt at a scholarly, learned post about first impressions and poker. Obviously, it's slow going, as that is not my usual route. Much writing, re-writing and editing has ensued, a process slowed by a big steaming pile of work.
Here's the worst poker player ever to tide you over:
$25 PL Hold'em - Saturday, February 19, 21:40:34 EDT 2005
Table Cool Moves (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Worst Player Ever ( $23.35 )
Seat 2 ( $28.65 )
Seat 4 ( $2.25 )
Seat 5 ( $91.3 )
Seat 6 ( $56.1 )
Seat 7 ( $16.25 )
Seat 8 ( $25 )
Seat 9 ( $24 )
Seat 10: Yours Truly ( $24 )
Seat 3 ( $24.5 )
Seat 2 posts small blind [$0.25].
Seat 3 posts big blind [$0.5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Yours Truly [ Kd Kc ]
Seat 4 calls [$0.5].
Seat 5 calls [$0.5].
Seat 6 calls [$0.5].
Seat 7 calls [$0.5].
Editor's note: EVERYBODY INTO THE POOL!
Seat 8 folds.
Seat 9 folds.
Yours Truly raises [$3.75].
Worst Player Ever calls [$3.75].
Editor's note: Everybody else folded.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, Js, 6s ]
Yours Truly bets [$9.75].
Worst Player Ever calls [$9.75].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4s ]
Yours Truly is all-In [$10.5]
Worst Player Ever is all-In [$9.85]
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
Yours Truly shows [ Kd, Kc ] a pair of kings.
Worst Player Ever doesn't show [ 4h, 8s ] a pair of fours.
Yours Truly wins $0.65 from side pot #1 with a pair of kings.
Yours Truly wins $47 from the main pot with a pair of kings.